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Blueberries End-to-End Distance
How many berries to span a marathon, the US coast-to-coast, or the distance to the Moon.
3.32Mblueberries
= 5.5 tons · ≈ 7,383 9-inch pies worth
Scale: At 12.7mm per berry, you'd need roughly 30.3 billion blueberries to reach the Moon — which is about one year of total US blueberry production. So it's technically possible. Not recommended.