ABSURD
Your Body in Blueberries
How many blueberries equal your exact body mass — and what that would cost at grocery store prices.
46,667blueberries
= your exact mass · $1,400 worth of berries at average grocery price
Disclaimer: Reconstituting yourself from blueberries is not medically advised. You would be mostly air (36% void between berries) and entirely juice. The existential implications are beyond this site's scope.